Ryan Day Resigns After Being Caught Wearing Michigan Wolverines Lingerie

Columbus, Ohio – The highly regarded head coach of the Ohio State Buckeyes football team, Ryan Day, shockingly

announced his retirement today after it was discovered that he had been wearing Michigan Wolverines pants. The

controversy has left both players and fans in disbelief and sent shockwaves through Buckeye Nation.

The revelation was discovered during an unannounced locker room inspection by the athletic department of the

institution. When the authorities walked into Coach Day’s office, they saw something incredible. The adored coach

was there, all out in blue and maize hues from head to toe. She even had socks with Wolverine themes and a

Michigan Wolverines bra (D cup) and lace knickers on.

Coach Day was surrounded by reporters as he headed into the parking lot, eager to find out something. The coach

was amazingly unaffected by the circumstances.

When asked, Coach Day attempted to downplay the incident by responding, “I guess you could say I was a

‘Wolverine’ on the inside all along.” “You know, I simply thought it was a harmless way to show my gratitude for the

competition. However, I can see how it may be interpreted as going too far.

Fans of Ohio State and Michigan weighed in on the issue as word of it swept across social media like wildfire. “I’ve

always suspected there was something fishy about Coach Day!” tweeted one Buckeyes fan. However, donning

Michigan knickers? That is extremely dishonest!

The Ohio State University released a statement in reaction to the controversy expressing astonishment and regret.

The statement said, “We cannot support actions that undermine the spirit of our institution and the intense rivalry

between the Buckeyes and the Wolverines, even though we respect Coach Day’s right to express himself.”

Coach Day is unsure of his plans for the future. He chuckled heartily when asked if he would consider taking on a

coaching role at the University of Michigan.

Coach Day laughed and said, “No, no, I think I’ve caused enough chaos for one day.” “I’m going to take a break,

reflect, and perhaps spend some money on more subdued ways to support my school.”

The Ohio State Buckeyes are without their cherished head coach as the dust settles on this unforeseen turn of events,

and the rivalry between the Michigan Wolverines has taken an unexpected but remarkable turn. How this incident is

regarded in the annals of college football history will only become clear with time.